Revenge of the Crabs Placemat record-collection A child with rosy cheeks

A child with rosy cheeks gazes out from a cottage window framed by cheerful flower boxes and climbing vines

Evergreen trees anchor the foreground in deep teal and black

At home in a welcoming entryway or a creative workspace seeking warmth and optimism

Two figures sit facing each other on a vast gray lunar surface beneath an enormous

Revenge of the Crabs Placemat record-collection A child with rosy cheeksA group of well dressed diners gathered around a table set with seafood and wine pause mid meal as an enormous red crab looms menacingly through the window behind them, its claws raised in a threatening gesture. The scene combines the warm, naturalistic tones of vintage color photography with an absurdist surrealist concept, creating an eerie contrast between the refined indoor dining scene and the impossible creature lurking just outside. Printed on